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         1: AIK SARDAR KO BHI  GUSSA ATA HA

Aik Sardar Daftar Say Wapis A rha tha

Aik Larkay Nay Use Batya Kay Tumari Biwi Shaddi Pay Nach Rhi Thi

Who Guse main Ghar Giya Aur Gun Utha Kay Darwaze Khara Ho Gya

3 Ghante Wait Karne Kay Baad Use Yaad Aya Kay

Abhi Tu Us ki Shaddi nahi Hoi,,,,,,

lol….

HAHAHAHA   

2:  PATHAN VS SARDAR 

  Pathan:

yar ye Doctor Parchi pe aisa kya likhta hai jo sirf Medical Store waale hi samjh

paate hen,


Sardar:Wo likhte hen:
"Mene to Loot Liya tu b Loot le


 3:  MJHE AWAZ DE DENA 

Muje awaz de lena Kabi icecream lao to Kabi murghi pkao to Mujhe awaz de lena wallet men maal ziada ho Jo shopping ka irada ho Muje awaz de lena Tumhare dress unfit ho Make up ki extra kit ho Mujhe awaz de lena Kabi concert pe jana ho Kahin hular mchana ho Zra na tm sharmana Zra na tm ghabrana Muje awaz de lena

4:

Future version of balance recharge. TID:0608215250114644. Dear Customer:You have recharge Rs:300. The deducation of VAT 25% Zardari tax 15% BeNazir Income Support 10% Wapda tax 20% GST 17% GOVT Support Fund 5% Bilawal study tax 6% Bakhtawar Jazeiz tax 1.5% New Balance :Rs:1.50

5:Height of coolness:

2 Guys coming out of the examination Hall with chips and coke in hands....

1st guy:which paper was it?

2nd guy:I think maths......

1st guy:(surprisingly) you read the question paper?

2nd guy: no I see a girl sitting besides me using calculator:>

6:A logical Answer

 Teacher:

Tumhare Abu kitne saal k hn?

Bacha:Jitne saal ka mein hon

teacher”Wo kese?

Banta:Jis din me peda hua usi din tou woh abu bny

7:Result a rha ha

Ghum-e-zindagi sunaon?
Mera result a rha ha,

Me khushi kahan se laun mera result a rha ha,

Tmhe ye gila ha k mizaj kiu ha barham?

Kaho kese muskuraun
mera result a rha ha,

Tumhy eid ki khushi ha,
mje yad hy wo lekin,

Me ye kese bhol jaun mera result a rha ha,

7: Read Fast in English

Can u read Fast in English..!

 

My
A my
They my
They they my
A my they na my
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Khule nahi hain MAAF karo…. =P

8:Husbnds Se Kaam

3 women:
Topic: Husbnds se kaam krwana

American:
maine husbnd se kaha k ainda khana tum pakao gy
2nd din us ne kuch na kia
3rd din usne rost bna lia

German:
maine husbnd se kaha k ainda ghar ki sfai tm kro gy
2nd din wo chup raha,3rd din pora gar saaf tha

pakistani:
maine un se kaha k ainda kapry tum wash kro gy,apne sab kam khud kro gy

agly din mujhy kuch nazar na aya
2nd din bi kch nazar na aya
3rd din aankh ki sojan kuch utri to kch nazar aya..:-